The Status of Mike's Edgar:

MIKEY: That Instagram post by… MDawg… makes me really nervous. “Here’s to the next eight years”? Does that mean that 8 years from now is when it… happens?

MIKE: I don’t see any other way to read it, it’s not like they’re gonna get divorced in eight years.

MIKEY: Okay, so how many years until you and he…?

MIKE: Less than three. If it’s eight years on the dot, we catch up in less than three years.